I’m kind of a hypocrite on this one. I use tinder all the time. At first it was serious use, but now it is mostly for when I’m bored. Either way, I still use it while telling you not to. The reason you shouldn’t use it is because if you’re anything like me, it will just make you angry. My least favorite profiles are the ones that say “I’m here for a good time not a long time”. That is a really stupid thing to say. Basically, that means you don’t want to make connections with anyone and that you’re selfish and want to use people to make you happy temporarily. So basically if that’s your bio then you’re a horrible person. Another type of bio I hate is the “If you voted for Trump, swipe left”. Really? Are you seriously gonna refuse to even get to know someone because of something as small and ridiculous as their political views? It’s ignorant and causes you to miss out on meeting some amazing people. Another thing is the “you should feel lucky if I swipe right”. If you seriously have that high an opinion of yourself then you can just go f*** yourself because you are clearly the only person that can make you happy. The last type of profile I’m going to mention is the “yes I’m thick, if you can’t handle that then swipe left.” Now, this doesn’t just apply to larger people, it can be a thing they believe in or them claiming to be like transgender or something. No matter which one it is, its stupid. If you put something like that then you obviously don’t know the point of the app. Obviously if I don’t like something about you then I’m going to swipe left. Also, way to come off like a bitch. Anyway, even though it makes me angry, I still use Tinder, but don’t recommend it.
Published by Caleb Kee
I am ugly and proud. I say cheesy things quite often. I don't get offended at things aren't offensive. I don't create controversy where there is none. I like to see the good in people. Sometimes it is hard to see the good in people, but if that's something you can't do, then you aren't living the life you should be living. View all posts by Caleb Kee