Aaaahh, the early morning. It’s an amazing time. I don’t really know how to describe it, it’s just the atmosphere of the early morning makes me feel good. I’d wake up and watch every sunrise if I wasn’t so lazy. Things happen in the early morning. It’s when the criminals go back into wherever it is they live. It’s when sexy time turns into disgusting breath crusty eye time. It’s the time when everyone is tired except the old people who rise in the morning. It’s the time when all of the douchebags and delinquents are still asleep. It’s the time when you’re place of work isn’t very busy so you make pointless posts about the morning time. It’s truly the best time of day.